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Casual Ashley by :iconprincessfelia:
ME3 Jack head by Rexil, meshmod by me

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BenRG Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2014
"Actually, it isn't my shaved head and tattoos he likes. Maybe it's because mine are all natural."

"... Low blow, Jack."

"You had it coming to you."
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RickOShay1 Featured By Owner Aug 4, 2014
What's that supposed to mean? Are you saying Ashley had plastic surgery or something?
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BenRG Featured By Owner Aug 4, 2014
No, I'm not saying that at all. I'm saying that this is the sort of thing Jack would say to Ash if they got into a cat-fight over Shepard.
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RickOShay1 Featured By Owner Aug 4, 2014
So than what do you mean by "all natural"?

Ashley might actually ask Jack the same thing instead of "low blow".
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BenRG Featured By Owner Edited Aug 4, 2014
The whole thing is meant to be humorous - instead of lunging into violence as you would normally expect, Jack responding with a bitchy snark and Ashley, instead of responding in kind, gets flustered and upset as if Jack's accusations are entirely true and that Ashley's motives for elective surgery were basically self-esteem issues.

However, as you adequately prove here, when you have to explain a joke to someone who doesn't get it, the whole exercise just becomes pointless.
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RickOShay1 Featured By Owner Aug 4, 2014
I'll admit, I don't get all jokes.

This is one of those scenes where I simply feel like I must intervene. I don't want to see my two favorite chicks killing each other.
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Sharai Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2013
While Kaiden is a whiny little **** at times, I was never sorry to leave Ash behind to die on Vimire :P
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Necronlord2 Featured By Owner Aug 17, 2013
ROUND ONE...FIGHT!
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BinkuMuja Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2013
Ash. You did bad son.
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shafry Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
Ash, you gonna have a bad time....
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Deemonef Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Girls... ;)
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Natsumi494 Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012
Ish... It's hurt !!!
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Dragon-Claw666 Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012  Professional Filmographer
This is gonna hurt. :cry:
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Adeviantman Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Never did like Ash lol was always a racist bitch
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RickOShay1 Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2013
Her distrust of Garrus (and Turians in general) at the beginning of ME1 bears more resemblance to the distrust most Americans and UK commonwealth citizens had for the Russians during the Cold War; the fact that he was of another species is just a coincidence.
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Adeviantman Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Still doesn't mean I have to like her. Or save her on virmire hahaha

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RickOShay1 Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2013
But Kaiden is such a bore... Plus, "Women and Children First" is a principle I follow.
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Adeviantman Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Bitchs don't fit on that list soz. Didn't like Kaiden either so I made sure garrus did a gut shot in ME3 :3 hooray 

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RickOShay1 Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2014
Sacrifice Kaiden on Virmire and let Ashley become James' wife and mother to his children...
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MadeNightwing Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2012
"Hey, Tali's like a little sister to me." "Hey, can we keep an eye on the mercenary and the rogue ex-cop?" "Hey, can we remember that we're on a military ship and have to keep some basic security precautions?" Oh yes, very racist.
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Adeviantman Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Guess dumping someone because their fighting the good fight then bitching at them for moving on. "No,no you dont get to be angry"
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MadeNightwing Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2013
Yep 'fighting the good fight'. If by that you mean Shepard willingly giving Cerberus all the access they needed to the Collector Base/Collector Ruins, thereby betraying the millions of colonists that Cerberus then kidnapped and indoctrinated. Real good fighting there Shepard, you moron. Seriously, Shepard is the reason that we couldn't win, because Shepard gave Cerberus all the tools they needed to slow down the war effort.
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Adeviantman Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Fuck off. you know as well as I that theres always a paragon way. I blew that shit and ditched cerberus soon as they started heading down the road to ruin. You forget that not everyones a renagade dude. and the reason we couldnt win is beacause Hudson fuckin ruined the ending. This argument is pointless god day to sir. :yawn:
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MadeNightwing Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2013
Nope. Shepard clearly didn't do a good enough job, because Cerberus still got their hands on all the Reaper tech they needed to convert all the troops they needed. They got that shit because Shepard practically gift wrapped them with the REaper algorithms they needed to get through the Omega 4 Relay. Hell Shepard, was almost as stupid as the moron who decided to let a violent psychopath like Jack, with a criminal record as tall as me, near the alliance's most valuable children.
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RickOShay1 Featured By Owner Jun 24, 2014
You have to bear in mind; to say that "Jack wasn't raised properly" would be a major understatement indeed.

Plus Grissom is a military school, not a "rich-man's" boarding school.
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Adeviantman Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Wait Wait hold up. Lets not get side tracked by sheps herp derps. cease all flame. I respect that your an Ash fan. I am not an ash fan. Lets just let each other have their opinion. Dont go looking for an internet argument cos its really. really. really. really. really. really. PPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOINNNNNNNNNNNTTTTTLLLLLLLLLLLLLESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS :rage:
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shafry Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
lol indeed my friend!
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